Last time I attended a show (2008) the show was postponed ~45 minutes because the whales were being "moody & uncooperative." Hindsight, I'm thankful there were no injuries et al. because I'd have to live with myself for subjecting my kids to it. I will never attend anything like that again.

People are poo crazy! Pooping is good! Very good for your body. If you eat right & balanced, your poop will be the product of joy. My entire family eats very well, 363 days out of the year (a couple of cheats). We all have a poop schedule. Because we fill our bodies with good, unprocessed food, our body rewards us…

Yes, please update Facebook with real news. Said no one ever.

I hope she doesn't birth a litter.

I adore crass comedy, ala Kathy Griffen; but Chelsea Handler I don't find amusing one bit. However, what she said to Pierce is spot-on. He's a pompous asshole; I have no idea how he even aquired a show without personally paying for it himself. Why CNN would hire him is beyond me. I'm glad his show is being canceled.

I watched the episode, but I won't be viewing it again. My list of why:

Once again, Florida's nuts are showing. I wish we were still only known for oranges.

Tampa has a section of the paper that does this as well. Name, address, reason for arrest, etc.

You do have to lick it before you enter the sex museum. It's kind of like kissing the Blarney Stone.

I have more pics, just can't find them on my phone right now. Maybe I scared enough of jezebel tonight.

My friend is the museums curator, and I use the term loosely. Basically an ancient woman olds the museum, she has a sugar-baby who is in his 60's, and the sugar-baby's son is the curator. His job? Do whatever the owner wants; specifically driving her around as she doesn't drive anymore. If you see a woman that…

There's always the double-headed dildo statue; for those who are into that.

I suppose a person could always go for the big guns!

This one?

Here are a few historic wooden dildos from the sex museum in Miami.

No worries, I was just being sarcastic.

That's not what makes you a bad person. However, if you like, I could go through and highlight your comments and remarks that do make you a bad person. It will seriously infringe on my study time, but if it will help you, I'll be more than willing to do so. Because I'm kind like that.

I've met my fair share of people that suffer from narcissistic personality disorder, and let me be your personal cheerleader to encourage you to seek intense psychotherapy for the obvious signs and symptoms you continuously display. There's help out there for you; seek it.

Hey now, be easy on the troll. I'm a former porn actress, who is now in medical school & I can honestly say I don't have, nor have I ever had a drug or alcohol problem. I'm also Jewish as well. A non-practicing heathen Jew, but nonetheless, Jewish.

Haha. I just can't laugh enough at this comment & surely hope you're trolling. As a former adult film performer I'll reply to some of your asinine comments: