They worship gas station food.

I was perfect for this except I don’t know what a sentence is,

Great post.

Little Giants. When the dad-who-is-never-there surprisingly shows up to the big game and his son runs the length of the field to score a touchdown and jumps into his arms... golly.

“And the Jaguars?

Skate or die, motherfucker.

Personally, (and I guess this needs to be said) I supported Kaepernick’s decision to not stand as a form of protest. It was subtle, poignant, and about as far away from “attention seeking” as one can get. Honestly, the only reason it got so much media coverage was because people who disagreed with him wouldn’t shut up…

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

It almost looks like Ryan Gosling from Remember The Titans made it to the NFL, but he’s still mad about all the racism at his high school.

this is the type of journalism i frequent deadspin for, not the incessant concourse cross posts about politics.

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.