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I’m still holding out for Berry Gordy’s The Last Jedi in which Bruce Leroy Skywalker finally confronts Darth Sho’Nuff the Sith Lord of Harlem

Judi Dench?

Rogue One turned out very well in my opinion. I’m optimistic. This isn’t the usual blockbuster-by-committee situation. The Lucasfilm creative group knows exactly what they want, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

I’m by no means ready to declare The Last Jedi a success yet, but we will see. If it is a good movie, then my fears about what happened with Solo and this will be greatly eased.

The one I’d love to see:

I wouldn’t say the comments were always more valuable than the articles, but they almost always add value.

It was just a list of the locations where he’d hidden his favorite porno mags, and also the best places in the world to get ice cream.

If you read the previous three letters (HW to Clinton, Clinton to W, W to Obama), the difference is clear:

He also has boasted about the “beautiful letters” he got after his victory from various senior officials, like from James Clapper. He either doesn’t know or doesn’t care that these are formalities in the name of collegiality.

I know it’ll never happen, and I even know why, logistically, it’s probably not a good idea, but there’s a part of me that would appreciate the symbolism if the first thing 46 does is tweet a picture of themselves burning Trump’s letter unopened.

There are some subtleties he knew Trump would miss, like addressing it to “Mr. President,” knowing full well that Mr. President would have preferred “President Trump” (previous torch-passers seem to use their successor’s first name here).

Yeah, I think it’s notable that it doesn’t say “All of us should hope you succeed at your goals” (because that would be a nightmare) or even “All of us should hope you expand prosperity and security during your tenure” (because that would be laughable). It’s just “I dunno, let’s hope American gets better around you…

The letter Joe Biden left for Mike Pence has also been released, but is not considered fit for publication.

I feel like this entire letter was Barry making fun of Trump. Like a lovely and subtle sick burn that Trump wouldn’t get even if he did read it. Good job, Barry.

Early draft of Trump’s letter to 46: “Hey Bozo. Sorry your crowds weren’t as large as mine. What a turnout! After winning the Electoral College in a landslide against Crooked Hillary Clinton, it stopped raining as I got inaugurized, and nine million people were there to show support. Despite what the press would have…

“I have the best and most beautiful words, believe me. My words are tremendous, just like my hands, which are yuge, believe me. I was speaking to Webster, who I have a very good relationship with, a truly wonderful man, yes. So I ask him, how many words are there, and no one knows this, just how many words there are,…

It seems like he did read it, and applied his usual Bizarro Trump logic where he has to do the opposite of everything Obama did or said:

Wow. Did anyone else notice that the first letter of each paragraph spells the anagram:

Dear Donnie T,