[FARTS TO DISPROVE EVOLUTION]

At Fox News headquarters, I imagine ambitious young blondes in tight dresses showing a lot of leg, stroking the jowls of powerful men and saying how sexy they find jowls is a really, really common thing.

Charlie Pierce is a balm and a blessing in these troubled times, arch and funny and OH does he have a way with words. Wish he were my Irish (American) uncle. He’s sound, that man.

It is demonstrably only biased in one way. REALLY biased in one way.

No, it’s biased in EVERY way

A Charles Pierce quote about a different set of nimrods, but even more applicable here:

Paint a white stripe down the back of the feral cat. The skunk will mistake it for a lady skunk and fall madly in love with it. It will hop daintily toward and cat and begin kissing its arm. While the skunk is distracted, club it with a shovel.  

Every time I see Ted Cruz’s face, I punch a 5 pound bag of flour

My civil procedure professor in law school loved using rappers in the hypotheticals and on exams. This is probably very exciting news for him.

You also forgot the times they called her a gorilla and posted up a gorilla in a dress. You know, the classy stuff that they’re used to writing.

“It is my decision, then, that the piece is protected as part of the free press’ constitutionally endorsed role of challenging the powerful. Or, you know—washed-up ninnies who never had any business holding political office of any kind. Court adjourned.”

They should have printed “ a lot of people are saying” or”many people tell me” like our Troll-in-Chief does, that way they can get away with saying any batshit crazy thing they want.

“Get this bullshit out of my court!”

Let’s just take a gander over at the right-wing media and see if there’s any malicious slander or defamation of a public figure....

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!

cause Aremathea was known for is shark infestation, In fact Jesus was quoted as saying “We need a bigger boat”

This has got to be the most stupid person on the internet... and I’ve seen some dumbasses.

“My point is, the Democrats are idiots because they’ve been on the right side of most issues for decades, but they keep letting Republicans beat them with a shrinking and aging core voter base.”

He legitimately hates the job, so as soon as he figures out a way to quit without looking like a loser, he’s out.