That's some great comment-username synergy.

That is a great insult to my ancestors and my god — but okay!

I got a proposition for ya…

Make it a pro wrestler! He can't resist that.

We would also accept "Dear Leader."

Seriously, what DID happen between the crash landing on Jakku and his sudden reappearance in the rescue at Maz's castle?

I can't believe that George F. Will's influence was ever that great, at least not since the rise of Rush Limbaugh, Fox News-Flavored Product, and the down-market (and much more numerous) end of the conservative spectrum. Bow ties and big words are what Will is famous for. I remember once reading a column of his…

Watching their effusive praise of Trump is watching like North Korean news broadcasts about Kim Jong-un.

The eclipse caused strange behavior among birds, rodents, and Tucker Carlson.

"That character is the result of all the refugees allowed in to Europe, threatening to swamp their vaunted social safety nets and destroy millennia-old European cultures." — Fox News-Flavored Product report on the Austrian Front in the War on Christmas

Even Ike had better hair than Trump.

The scandal that toppled Nixon certainly looks hilariously quaint in retrospect.

Taft was remarkably obese for his day, but represents an unremarkable, even typical, American physique 100 years later. We should call men like this Taftig.

Shit, I never considered it before, but was there legal gambling in communist Russia/Europe?

Last week? Hell, the madness is still going full bore this week. We're going to double-down in Afghanistan — AGAIN! Afghanistanagain. There will be people enlisting in the military within a year or so who literally weren't born when this war began.

Plus there was that linked reference to Afghanistan at the end.

Even a moron like her is more qualified to lead the country than Trump!

Chronologically or mentally?

I begin to think of WWII as the last great thrust of the West. It was the culmination of the political clash of currents set off by the French Revolution, the social clash of currents set off by the Enlightenment, and the economic clash of currents set if by industrialization. The sheer expense of calories — both in…

I've got some facebook friends who have gone pretty nutz in the last 9 months, and particularly since the Orange One's inauguration. They have taken the very understandable and justifiable upset we all felt about Hillary Clin-Ton's loss and gotten lost deep in its bottomless depths of despair and denial. They've been…