“We’re going to have to take some of this with a clean, sanitized pinch of salt,”

I mean... I’ve replaced a lot of headlights. can’t hurt

that’s not a very tepid opinion on a very, very old word

“Bradley Brownell

“and a thin blue line decal in the back window”

it sounds like you’re taking “rolling coal” to just mean driving a diesel truck? I don’t think that’s what most people, and the author, mean by rolling coal. Specifically, they’re talking modding the truck and dumping stupid fuel-rich ratios to throw up black clouds on roadgoing trucks

lsd front like the raptor would be pretty awesome, and sufficient

that’s true for all vehicles tho

literally just came from a meeting where my boss said “I couldn’t give a shit about the coronavirus.” I also live and work in a city with a pop of 70k, though, so who knows how concerned one should be

don’t talk shit about my CTS-Viq, bro

my neighbors are all afraid of german shepherds, so I don’t have to deal with the con of meeting people, but yes. not my fault that I take advantage of them not knowing what a ridiculous softie the dog is...

in other news: water, wet.

Neutral:

damn. more than 20k is my gauge for too much to be looking at

it’s like a landrover and a renegade had a baby.

That’s definitely what I thought this article was going to be about. Hate doing that walk of shame back down the tunnel when I remembered my book was there.

well, that didn’t finish where I thought it would...

I’ve had to pay to replace so many frickin tires on a mazda 3 with 17" rims. Screw big wheels.

If we watch, is there a chance we’ll see brownell crying about sub-18mpg vehicles everywhere he looks?

I’m team “jeeps.” FCA didn’t invent the jeep, so they don’t get to keep the name. Something, something, my tax dollars, something something, Ford, Bantam. FCA can just start using LJ.