I’m just amazed you got them to shut the fuck up. kudos.

I love the dichotomy of his party boy persona vs. his save-the-earth-we-only-have-one image. I imagine he howled with the boys then was all like “but for real guys, wolves are really endangered.”

yesterday the pussy posse, today the wolf pack, tomorrow wild hogs 2.

Or maybe if you’re all 40, you just don’t name your friend group and call it a day.

i wonder if Dustin Lance Black took it as the most epic veiled insult. Like, Sam obviously knows he exists because he texts his fiance... and he claimed he was the first openly gay winner on the Oscars telecast. making it the most epic drama ever.

I Love Magnets with Lorde too.

But how did Sam Smith get Tom Daley’s phone number in the first place?

I feel weirdly vindicated in my illogical hatred of Sam Smith. I can’t stand his songs and I find his face punchable. I know violence is extreme and I’d never actually do it but every time I see him.... I get irrational rage.

What I understand even less than his inability to ask Siri even if there had been any openly gay people who had won Oscars is the fact that his song won. It's an objectively bad song. How, when, whyyyyyy?

Bobby, did you see this yet?

I don't even mind Leonardo DiCaprio, but I just wanted him to lose so, so, much. And for Mad Max to win Best Picture. But I'm one of those people who can't have nice things.

Dustin Lance Black’s tweet is a Leap Day gift to us all.

I take offense to your harried, low-ranking adjunct professor comment. I am a harried low-ranking adjunct and I always show up well-groomed! I admit that my dad is a retired tenured professor who often looked like that in his younger days.

I do not even need to see the video, Team Stephen.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard this song.

when you're at the Grammys throwing shade and no one has any idea who the fuck you are:

Right? What would you have seen over the last few years, speeches from James Earl Jones and Angela Lansbury or the 1,706th “Aren’t Movies Neat” montage?

Exactly. And I still haven't forgiven them for moving the awards for lifetime achievement/Herscholt Humanitarian, etc., to the non-televised "Governors Awards" ceremony. These recipients are living fucking legends (Hollywood-wise) and they've been booted off the telecast so the host has more time to have a pizza…

Nope! Unless he’s pulling some crazy mid-life crisis, I don’t buy it. Liam has always gone for women closer to his age and Kristen is closer to his sons’ ages than his. Natasha would not approve so I don’t believe it. Now if he was getting back together with Helen Mirren...that would be awesome!