I think it's the same voodoo that other celebrities use: botox, fillers, laser, facelifts etc. Nothing magical, sadly.

Good luck, Stassa! Hope this is an “onwards and upwards” move for you!

...He named her Harley Quinn.

Donald Trump, real life Draco Malfoy.

Why? Do they not have enough clothing geared towards cats?

We do not have a big name bookstore where I live and the big bonus of that is our indy place lives on! Books & Co. with the adjoining Cafe Voltaire. You can buy your book and have a full pot of tea. They bring the whole damn pot. It’s like being at my grandma’s house. And they have regular meetings for arts, crafts,…

I’m pro-this. I love physical bookstores. I mean it’s super corporate but i don’t think a physical book store is going to do any more damage to existing bookstores than Amazon has already been done?

but anyways, its soo much easier to shop from comfort of your own home, in PJs, drinking wine.

Aha.

If Niall had dropped me like a hot potato, I too would be drowning myself in fried everything platters at Chili’s. It’s a good place to cry into your neverending mozzarella sticks. (Great. Now I miss Caity again.)

• Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift eat at Chili’s “all the time.” [People]
  

That headline has made my whole day. I’m on board with Weezy for prez. I prefer him to the chucklefucks currently running. I’m totally team no one for prez, currently.

JESUS AND PEAR

Tis these socks (and these socks alone-runner up: a set of paper clips for 9 dollars. A set of pencils is going TWENTY FOUR and a single book mark FOR THIRTY.)

I know it’s popular to hate on Gwyneth but THAT is how you do divorce with kids. Too often the parents are selfish cry babies who can’t put their kids first for even a second. I can hate on GOOP the website but I give these two a lot of credit in the parenting department.

So she made it to the gate with her drugs? Good job, TSA.

Maybe a tad too short? But in general, I’m in favor!

Oh come on, just because someone makes some shit up on Urban Dictionary doesn’t make it a real thing. I’m going to invent a sex act called the Betty Shooting Birds, where the guy smokes a cigarette, wears a blond wig and housecoat and ejaculates on his partner’s breasts and put it on Urban Dictionary and you’ll all…

- That it was really inappropriate for Vince Fontaine to be flirting with Marty.