If I was the developer of this game I totally would have had the green rain turn all the villagers into zombies. Stealth undead-nightmare update you can’t opt-out of.

Also whoa did they just delete all profile pictures or something?? I’ve had mine on this site for like 15 years now >:c

Social media truly was a mistake

i honestly think listening to the internet ruined the entire industry.

Studying and theory-crafting the assholes meta, in order to have maximized APS (assholes per second.)

Sure, every community has vocal assholes, but it seems like “gamers” have taken that reality as a challenge and then went the wrong way with it. “Every community has assholes? Well then we’ll win by having the most, biggest, worst assholes! Assholes that shit on everything! We’ll win at assholes!”

I have to admit though reading Palin’s diaries sometimes he comments on things Idle wants them to do or thinks they should do from a business standpoint and a part of me is like “bestie, he sounds right.”

In the words of Raylan Givens, if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.

And anyone with half a brain could have foreseen that asking people to sign up for a half-dozen services in order to have a reasonable amount of content options, to the point that it was more expensive than the cable they were ostensibly cutting, was a losing proposition.  There’s just not room for more than a handful.

Bergen is responsible for one of the best flubs in all SNL history.

I do hate you at least a little bit for being partly responsible for the continued glut of “reality programming” that is actively sapping the intelligence from contemporary adults nad children alike.

While I don’t begrudge you your right to hold down whatever job you wish in order to put food on the table and/or fulfill your ambitions and/or put your kids through school and/or etc, I do hate you at least a little bit for being partly responsible for the continued glut of “reality programming” that is actively…

As one of the people who worked on Golden Bachelor

Oh no!

I thought that was a not so subtle and dark nod to them being old and therefore don’t have as much time to break up before,  you know, death.

wut

“It seems almost impossible to avoid them while you’re watching gaming videos on TikTok or scrolling through your Twitter feed.”

Spot on. The comparison I'd make is to the Redwall series, where people grow out of it because they are simple and pretty much all the same, but remember fondly. People grow out of Xanth because they mature and realize it's shit, then feel bad for having read the series in the first place.

Using the rape & abuse of a woman to ignite & motivate the avenging spirit of the male vigilante who loves her is a tired and overused cliche.

...where these characters (the ones who are still alive) would be today — Wash and Zoe would have a kid...