He already has, almost like he knew this movie sucked before its release.

Oh, so this IS a satire? That didn’t come across in the review. I thought it was actually sponsored by Kelloggs. The reviewer makes it sound that way. Anyway, I get it. 

He made a career observing the minutiae of the 80s and early 90s, and now that his fussy, inoffensive schtick is old hat, he blames PC culture. It’s actually funny.

How about the time he dated a 17-year-old at age 38? What are your thoughts on that?

The Ben Affleck movie about how Nike signed Michael Jordan and heroically became a multi-billion-dollar corporation.

I dunno, this movie is 96 minutes long, all the reviews say it has a decent number of laughs in it...if SNL makes me really laugh three or four times in an episode, it was a good episode, so I’ll probably see this.  It doesn’t have a lot of competition for comedies worth seeing right now, in film anyway (can’t wait…

Dammit I can’t stop watching that.

Oh, Charles. Charles, Charles, Charles. So naive.

No one can work with Chevy Chase.

It must be really offensive just filled with swears and slurs going by what Jerry Seinfeld was talking about. Sorry I’m too “woke” for the Pop Tart movie. I guess I’ll watch something wholesome like Always Sunny in Philadelphia or American Dad reruns. 

Any cameos from the Crunch Enhancer? It’s a non nutritive cereal varnish.  Semi-permeable, but not osmotic.

So this is an actual real movie that you’ve actually seen?

They do this:

What’s going to happen when Jim Gaffigan and Andy Richter finally meet in the middle after a long decade of slowly morphing into each other?

i would definitely like to see another Thor movie, minus Taika. I’ll always love Ragnarok , though.

People are listing MCU movies they disliked more than Thor, and it’s like, “Why did you watch so many of these fucking things that you didn’t enjoy?”

I disagree but, hey, that is why we are all different

Reading the full passage in the piece, it does seem like Hemsworth is mostly referring to the first two Avengers movies, which I was glad to see. I thought he was really the anchor of Infinity War — he got to play all the disparate aspects of the character (the humor, the nobility, the low-grade pettiness, the sense,…