There’s an extension called StyleBot that I used to code this fucking nightmare of a site into something usable. I started by getting rid of all the useless shit so I’m now left with the headline, header photo, and comments.

The site is unusable on mobile now...

So what you’re saying is that this site is really floundering?

Given that Iger stated that all these live-action remakes were part of their “brand deposit” strategy, I think we can safely say that no artistic vision was harmed, or even involved, in the making of this film.

Yes Human. Just as all humans are named Human, Human. ~Human

Are all flounders named Flounder?

“A quality place like Skyline Chili”

There is something to the fact that they are mass produced that speaks to your 3 tier system. I’ve eaten enough hot dogs to know what I like (Vienna Beef are the best, and Nathan’s and Hebrew National are close) but I’m not sure the average consumer really pays that much attention, so you are only really competing on…

It’s because G/O media would rather no one engage at all and just click on the ads plastered all over the most mobile-unfriendly site on the internet.

This site is so badly designed. I tabbed back to this, read it and saw there were no comments. So before moving on I refreshed it to see if anyone had a funny take on these CGI creatures.

An endorsement of BK dogs AND Skyline?  I’d be happy to donate to a gofundme for your lack of tastebuds.

But are they any good? Their burgers are terrible. 

Costco’s Hot Dog Mafia will be having a “conversation” with you shortly.

no major national fast food brand is focused on dogs as its primary product

We have a couple Wienerschnitzels where I live, including the classic A frame style, as well as a local place.  I guess I never thought about how chains serving hot dogs weren’t more popular.  Actually a family friend, who is VERY rich, started a hot dog place a while back and tried to open one locally, but that…

I feel like their used to be quite a few more wienerschnitzels around and they slowly started closing. The lone 1 here in my area closed about 10 years ago.

That Spanish class sketch was done by Python (sub for Italian) sixty years ago.

Yes, and also with Mikey. Who, again, would probably be the best-looking guy in most office buildings. 

I mean it’s an entire subplot in The Other Guys, which is consistently funny but damn far from original.  Plus I agree with others’ observation that Day has gotten better-looking the longer he’s been on the cast.

Haven’t they done that “guy who is so obviously over-chicked” bit before? It seemed like a complete repeat.

Am I the only one who doesn’t get Ego as a performer? I feel like she’s always fumbling her lines.