Or maybe someone mentioned Winnie the Pooh.

If you’re British you’re obnoxious, if you’re an American you’re somehow even worse. 

It’s worse than that, they found out “football” was called “soccer” in the UK and the majority of the English speaking world until the 1980s, but they changed it to give pedants something to post about on the Internet so they can feel snobby.

I’m guessing that coach touched those girls, and I don’t mean in a spiritual way.

Someone realized that one of the people in the story referred to Taiwan?

The cast size last year was 21. Losing 6 was finally getting it steered back to a manageable size. Maybe adding like 2 would have balanced the need for fresh faces without turning this upcoming season into another overly bloated affair. Part of the charm of SNL is watching a cast member break out, but it seems…

Colbert Report and The Daily Show used to sweep before they separated the category into “talk” and “variety” subcategories. Weirdly, Inside Amy Schumer beat them the first year after they did that, and then Key and Peele, then SNL swept from then on.

How many “Best variety show” emmys does SNL have? Lorne probably uses them as door stops at this point right? Was there one dark year in the late 90s where Mad TV stole it from them?

Hm. I mean, the cast was so big to begin with.

I haven’t watched the original animated movie in decades, so I’m not sure how close some things are, but in the original, is the Pinnocchio/Gepetto relationship so underdeveloped? I mean, he comes to life, and Gepetto is shoving him out the door to go to school in seconds here! So when Pinnocchio is sad about the…

You know, a version of Pinocchio where none of the bad things that happen to him are particularly the result of his poor decision-making is very, very odd.

I haven’t watched it yet, but I do think that this one *looks* the best of the CGI/live action remakes. Like, they struck a good aesthetic balance between cartoon and photo realism. It seems well-suited to this sort of approach compared to hyper photo real Lion King or even slightly hard to read Beauty and the Beast…

When You Wish Upon a Star is undoubtedly a beautiful song and rightfully among Disney’s best produced pieces.

i thought Guillermo Del Toro was doing a Pinocchio film, guess that is something different from this

I’m as ready to write this off as anyone else, but this is literally the story of Pinocchio. How is this a criticism?

Thanks but I'll just wait for the Flop House episode.

The next movie will feature sexy Pinocchio fighting gothic horror robots with a bow saw.

Turns out Pinocchio is the one who made Gepetto, and implanted false memories into his consciousness Blade Runner-style.

Remember when a new movie from Robert Zemeckis was cause for excitement? Instead of this unending sequence of movies filled with CGI mannequins

donkey dicks in this version :(