Who the fuck spends $5 grand on an engagement... What...? This is not low end! My parents lied to me. This is impossible for regular people. Movies are a lie, expectations of this are toxic. This is insane. I will not accept this as normal. 

I can’t wait until the hippies retake the beard from the wannabe Special Forces types.  They can keep the goatee if they want.

How is it that Disney keeps missing that a key part of the Star Wars aesthetic is that it’s dingy, lived in, and probably could be had for a reasonable price.

Given the name it’s pretty obvious what this is.

Isn’t living for another 25 years past getting your ‘Make a wish’ granted kind of reneging on your end of the bargain?

I don’t care if its a genuine Pangalactic Gargle Blaster served to me by Zaphod Beeblebrox himself. $5k for a drink is taking the fucking piss.

I don’t have high expectations for this, but also, you write about it with the kind of ridiculous disdain that only makes me want to watch it more.

This looks like MacGruber but without the self-awareness

Or 4 years out from them revising M’Baku in a film.

Hooboy, I read the first run of The ClanDestine avidly as a kid, because Alan Davis. I remember the book fondly, though I haven’t read it in 25 years. 27? Jesus, I’m old. 

People who complain about how things aren’t like they were in the comics baffle me. You KNOW those stories. If you want to re-experience them reread them. This is it’s own thing that uses the comics as a jumping off point.

That’s pretty great that his look was informed by Aphex Twin’s “Come to Daddy”

But can you empathize with Nale?

I see you are a person of taste…

Peter Steele was, unreservedly, the hottest man to ever enter the world of metal. Not only was he a 6'8 muscle bound behemoth, he was funny.

I mean, it’s not like Manson had a patent on tall, pale, and dark-haired...

He’s trying to slow play it to the point where he can play into Disney's love of remakes and just straight up just do the original movies in Alec Guiness's place. CGI him in like they put Christensen's Force ghost at the end of ROTJ.

The idea of many seasons of Obi Wan successfully just escaping Darth Vader’s grasp over and over again is kind of amusing.

They should DEFINITELY not do another season. Having Obi Wan encounter Vader one time during the long time gap between trilogies is one thing.

I really don’t care about how it would fit with dialogue from a 45 year old film,  but I do think it strains logical credibility for Obi Wan to keep leaving his post on Tatooine, so if they do another season, it will have to stay on the desert world, and who wants to see more of that place?