millagorilla
Double Drago
millagorilla

"Golly, I really need to read those forbidden ancient texts to learn how to defeat the Night King, but that crusty old archmaester has me transcribing all these moldy old ancient forbidden texts. Rats."

I thought we were gonna get undead animated dragon bones. Nope, ballistas it is.

There is no Theon, only Reek.

This is what you get when you want to live in a Cheesecake Factory.

Excuse me but the quote is "blunder", not "slip-up". I hope somebody got fired for that .. mistake.

I imagine most songs o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶s̶t̶ would be torturous under those conditions.

Lots of good choices posted. I'd add

Sur Le Table has had that for a while now. They're both alright, good on a burger. Not for everybody though.

These all sound like pizza combinations for Ninja Turtles

One of The Onion's finest moments:

That fucking flashback mustache. What was that about?

Well, it's not quite a kilt, and it's not quite a ninja but man….

The Apocalypse Now episode is forever etched into my brain.

He sure does!

A Green Ghost is a great excuse to break out the Chartreuse, mixed with gin and lime. If you feel inclined to sweeten it up, adding maraschino transforms it into a Last Word.

They threw a dick in there too, for good measure.

Then LWO came along and terk er jerbs.

I think this is a running joke on Trial & Error