Not just falling. Fainting.

I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.

You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony.

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

That sounds like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, where Charlie explains to his teacher that he doesn't very much care for Chocolate.

You had me at brokenCYDE.

Econoline mos def. Carpet optional, convertible bed mandatory.

Little Kicks has to be up there. The dancing, aka "a full body dry heave set to music", the Deathblow bootleg, Bad Boy George. And the ending is one of my favorite Frank Costanza moments.

I wish they'd just get separate write-ups altogether, rather than lumping em onto the same page.

I don't have anything to add, I just wanted to type Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

Samsung Galaxy Tab Pro 8.4 16 GB, $199 at Best Buy.

If only that priest had stepped on a rake.

I thought TigerSharks, SilverHawks and ThunderCats all inhabited the same multiverse. They definitely all had a similar vibe.

Star Wars: Cry, Cry Again

I grew up in Southern California. Here's how I understood it: "The I-405 freeway" gets shortened to "the 405". The "I" and "freeway" are both implied. It's just shorthand talk. Not like those monsters who say pop instead of soda (or god forbid, everything's coke).

I thought it was Stephen Dorff

How'd they get grill marks on the sides?

I'm getting a strong Benicio del Toro vibe off of Brad Pitt. Haircut maybe?

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I'm sorry for mentioning bad language.