I don’t mind telling you, A.V. Club, that sometimes the people at NBC
cheese me off to such an extent that if I were the type to use bad
language, I’d be employing it bitterly and repeatedly.

Yeah, they were fortunate that DoppleMäynger had the same body type, skin tone and hair cut to match.

Grasped!

While I admire their dedication to churning out an episode in 6 days, it's times like this where I wish they would take a a little more time to develop their episodes' ideas.

There was a power outage during the movie theater while I was watching it. True, it was already dark in there, but for everything to suddenly shut down added a layer of scary on top of the whole thing.

Triceratits seems like a missed opportunity.

I'll take you to the BonerBank, Senator Genius. To the Blood BonerBank.

I've waited too long to finish watching these episodes, and now they're set to private. Rats.

I thought the author was being facetious about Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh.

The Amazon reviews for The Poisoner's Handbook seem to go back and forth on the veracity of the chemistry. Even assuming the author got it all wrong science-wise, is it still a compelling read just for the sake of story?

Guilty. I rolled a character with a Count Chocula complex.

Wwwwhhhhhyyyyy

Not a goatee, it's a Van Dyke.

Headcanon.

So I guess Lobo is out of the question now.

His mother is Samoan and his father is black.

I'm just gonna imagine Molly is actually Jenna Maroney.

It's the Chicken of the Cave!

They prefer the term conjoined cats.

We need a better term than "Vicarious Embarrassment", that cringeworthy feeling of feeling embarrassed for someone else. The Germans call it Fremdscham.