I could buy my way into high… *beeeeellllllch* …society!
I hear the Cronus diet can lead to kidney stones.
I AM AMENABLE TO THAT, AS LONG AS HE IS VOICED BY WALLACE SHAWN!
Maws Attacks
KEY LIME!
HIS SIDEKICK IS A TALKING PIE! NON-NEGOTIABLE!
You just gave me an idea!
*begins writing script for Catatouille*
You shall ride to Valhalla, sparkly and pink.
How about this: A killer robot driving instructor who goes back in time for some reason.
Those Hollywood fad diets just never work for us everyday schlubs.
I mean, she's beautiful, right? She's just my type. The dark hair, the full lips.
Dogma the Bounty Hunter
The Hills Have Ayes
What's next, boys named Leslie and Stacy?
#ley
Also, the average high school probably has something like 100 Ashleys, which would have undermined the exclusivity of the clique.
In jail, Sizemore will bond with his new cellmate Johnny Knoxville over a shared love of armpit farts.
Human women do not experience estrus. This raises troubling questions, Threepwood.
The commenting never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless! Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in! And then the bar code reader breaks and it's *Publisher's…