milkproofrobot--disqus
Milkproof Robot
milkproofrobot--disqus

♪ Stelio! Stelio Kontos! ♪

Louis?

"I'm his evil twin brother, Din Viesel."
"Why wouldn't you have the same last name?"
"Shut up, Kyle."

IT'S ADAM AND EMU, NOT ADAM AND STEVEMU!

You said it, Jon Hamm!

You can be two things!

Or zero. Whatever floats your boat.

"They didn't have white Discmans because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…"

♪ If they catch you peeing in the bushes
Later on that night
Well, I guaranteeeeeeeeeee
You're on TMZeeeeeeee
You're on TMZ ♪

♪ Beautiful disaster ♪
♪ Falling to the streets again ♪

Zoolander?

Denzel Washington stars in Déjà 2u.

No one knows.

*Chuck Lorre surreptitiously hides plans labeled "Two and a Half Skyscrapers"*

"It's like two pies in the face and one in a field in Pennsylvania."

There's also been more indirect ones, like that one with Adam Sandler and Don Cheadle and that other one with Twilight guy that I would look up the titles to but few people would probably recognize them.

Isn't that the mascot for 20FrootLoops?

♪ Come back from the dead
I get this funky high from a cerebrum
Boy, I bet my friends will all taste yum
They're yum ♪

AJ's wife is in a coma?

I just did some googling and apparently Breitbart considers her full name to be "Rape-Hoaxer Lena Dunham". Classy place.