Beautiful, but never, EVER buy a used car from a snow state.

@dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: This will be one of the all time classics.

@OA 5599: DO WANT!

@evoCS: This is where I'd normally take the time to troll you, but I realize you're a busy man and probably late for a rave or car club meeting.

@Leadhead: Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinon man.

@BigEngineSmallCar: Please please PLEASE destroy the legacy of these cars so I can buy a nice one cheap.

@stuffelse: Especially when EVO owners are so classy.

The ford probe.

This is pretty much jumping the shark as far as his career goes. He can go stand in the "corner of irrelevance" with the Nobel prize committee.

@crazycrsx: They were A LOT faster then the competition. That's why they were banned.

@danio3834: "you keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means"

@From a Buick 6: It's planeopnik, you'll change the TSA before you change that.

Between the diffs, the 4 drum rotary, the dry sump pump, and the 4000 lbs of scrap steel, this is a relative bargain.

@TBIburnoutmachine: Same deal, SR500, opaque brown sludge and crystals.

@milkplus: Nevermind, I just read he has a fleet of factory mechanics to maintain them all. Ridiculous.

@jakebonz: I'd love to know what the inside of the brakelines looks like after sitting that long. You should see some of the goo that comes out of the basket case motorcycles I buy.

My desire to enter this vehicle in motorsports is intense.

@Whack-a-mole: On the north coast, we call that a "canadian tuxedo."

@AvalonBright: Point taken, I'm an old curmudgeon and normally I'd be happy just waiting the "skinny jean" fad out but it does add to the ammount of frustration this series of commercials generates.

@almost_hectic: If you're comfortable pulling up to a very nice restaurant (the kind where you find yourself having to ASK for the ketchup) in a suburban assault lemming, more power to you. Just realize sedan and wagon owners are laughing at you behind your back. You're better off parking up the street and walking in…