Every celebration after halftime was excessive.

That game reminded me of the time when I was 8 when our soccer coach accidentally entered us into the 13+ age division at a soccer tournament on the other side of the state.

We drove all the way there, showed up for our first game, and for some reason all the adults present decided to just go through with it anyway.

You forgot the Extra Point

Oh just fuck off with this already. Had this pic been snapped of a woman Deadspin and all of its sister sites would be yelling about creepshots, consent, and autonomy.

Michael Irvin’s career ending injury in Philly in 1999.  The crowd roared for a long time.  I am sure that is why Aikman brings up how shitty Philly fans are every chance he gets.

It’s almost like, a joke, man.

They will follow up on that as soon as they catch those two white dudes that rolled Juicy Smollett.

That’s what Jose Bautista thought...

Can Josh Donaldson’s hair get any sweatier? 1st inning in Atlanta and he’s wetter than my grandmother at a Duke Ellington show.  Trade this baseball man to a team of the north before he melts like the Wicked Witch of the West.

Rep. Gordon was 100% correct when he said Dean went to prison. He spent only 4 months in prison for all the lies he told. Judge John Sirica sentenced him 1-4 years for committing perjury. He didn’t go to Strykers Island, as Manafort is, for his 4 months. As a matter of fact, he went to a minimum security…

Clearly he's suffering from war-related PTSD and needs our sympathy and understanding.

Its almost as if dedicating every day of your life since childhood to pursuing a singular goal with singular focus is going to leave one quite upset if they dont achieve it. 

The point is he’s just an asshole. The only “proof” he was a racist was “woke” commenters and bad articles that he only yelled at black or latino players (which wasn’t true).

No, what he’s saying is correct: we want players to show emotions, but we want them to only show the “correct” emotions. He doesn’t celebrate much when things go well. He does get angry when things go poorly. So he’s pointing out that the players who naturally get excited are allowed to be themselves, but he’s being…

Max can have that home run all he wants...and his pennants. Madison has those WS titles and an MVP, ya dig?

That’s not what I was expecting John Rocker’s kid to look like

I look forward to reading about why death threats are warranted because of a picture posted to a stupid social media site

If it were a white woman the Root would be writing about “Look at Becky thinkin she above the law n shit”

I guess Middle Easterners (like Hispanics, Indians, Asians and Native Peoples) are only “brown people” when it’s convenient for The Root to use and include them to advance their narrative. But anytime it is Black vs Brown, Brown becomes lily white.

Yes, Donald Trump is a big, soggy idiot, but this is some Obama-in-a-tan-suit nothingloaf.