It’s because we are poor and can’t afford home decor. Also plants are nice and when you kill them by accident no one asks questions.

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

While I appreciate that Andy moving up in Miranda’s eyes had more to do than remembering a damn name, the Thank you was out of place. It should’ve just been a nod or something.

Thiiiiiiiis! Polar’s summer flavors have been on point this year. Raspberry Rose!

Preach. Polar or GTFO.

LaCroix sucks. Not enough carbonation. Polar for life.

Plus I read somewhere recently that the more a company bloviates about diversity, the less likely they are to actually be diverse.

Like, good for them and all, but I’m just saying that, personally, I’d like to be mourned for more than a couple few months kthx.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

We have the same birthday! So she is my fav! Also Happy Belated Birthday Scary Spice!

I’m gonna watch the shit out of this.

I’m pretty sure you are not even supposed to have unpaid interns that are doing work that could arguably be done by paid employees (not that anyone follows that rule).

Or, you know, get old.

damn, you’re lucky.

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

Anyone else like that Angela is wearing pants and what look like practical shoes?

I had to google what the hell Latinx meant.

‘I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.”

Why do we expect more from her than any of the other people involved in this administration? We don’t accuse others of being “complicit” because clearly they are happy participants...why do we expect women to be morally more pure? Part of equality is the equal capacity to be a shithead.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?