Gutless is really not a good term to describe his suicide.

It got sooo real, when one couple was just like f-it. And completely didn’t take into consideration what the other homeowner said. There were many tears, and REAL drama. There ain’t no drama, like someone tearing down your fireplace, when you just specifically said that that is the reason you bought this house to…

Watermelondrea. How long did it take her to combine Andrea and Watermelon. GENIUS. INGENIUS. Both? or Neither?

The thing is, he’s not being discriminated against because he’s “not gay.” He’s being discriminated against because it literally looks like trash.

Oh, I’m sorry that life is hard for black males. Well guess what, it’s equally, if not harder for black women. So try to come up with a better reason why there is rampant misogyny in the rap world.

Was the cereal imported from NYC? Cause then it’s like $7 for a box. But, if from Jersey, it’s like $3.

It would literally be the coldest day in every religion’s hell, combined, BEFORE, I would ever let ANYONE tell me to stay home!!!!! Where is that husband? Show him to me now!! My mouth literally dropped.

I don’t think Calvin Harris is good looking. average.

A tad bit easier for minorities.

lol.

they need to explain why this scene was cut.

i will now go to the doctor.

popeyes for life.

Goddamn, something about red lipstick. Are you single? Cuz lesbihonest.

David Johnson previously worked for the East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office as a full-time deputy from July 1997 to May 2003 .

I tried really, really hard to not laugh at this gif. But then, i burst.

Suicide is not rational. But again, what is rational. It always makes me laugh when people comment about my loved one’s suicide, because you have SO many opinions. Suicide is upsetting by itself. But, when you have a person that you NEVER would have thought was capable of this, it’s like a double shock, because…

This semi reminds me of when I return stuff at stores and the clerk acts as if I am returning something they handcrafted themselves and asks 1,000 questions as to why, when, where, with whom? Here is the receipt, don’t talk to me for the rest of this transaction, please.

Of course, Jezebel. YAY!!

Being a chubby girl in the 90’s this is how ALL the bullies’ jokes went, “Is your favorite phone number 1800JennyCraig.” My comeback (because it happened MORE than ONCE) “Yeah, I call your mom.” and then they cried cause the whole class laughed.