One possibility for addressing that would be to make dunks and alley-oops worth three points

“He got kicked out of school for having a dream that he killed everybody in his class...”

If only there was a way to elect the government you want...¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Instead of calling it fraud can she claim collusion? Because we all know that is not a crime...

Update: A Patriots flack described the mascot’s condition as “sore.” 

...and on Tuesday the team decided that Matt Cassell will replace Brandon Weeden as the team’s starting quarterback.

So when is the Venezuelan caravan scheduled to arrive?

I rarely ever feel bad about a pro athlete’s career but Larry is one of the few. Really deserved better...

I was always a fan. If only Jerry had put a better roster around him. 

Avoiding piles: The first step in radical indoctrination.

Washington Anthem Standers

I can’t imagine a procedure costing less in Canada than the US, especially after the exchange rate. I guess maybe with the added travel costs?

This fun time coach really needs the Ryan brothers to round out his staff.

Would have loved it if he chugged the whole 6-pack Stone Cold Steve Austin style then entered.

When do you think was the last time anyone said “Damn Tom, you fucking idiot shut up” to Brady?

I’m shocked at how little traction the Progressives get in the United States. Considering the wealth divide and how out of reach or financially crippling things like health care and education are, the majority of US citizens should be more on board.

a small glimmer of hope appears just long enough to kick you in the balls.

Somehow the entire offense forget how to go out of bounds on the last drive...

Goff was visited by the Ghost of Fishers Past

Expecting the off season trade from Washington, sending a 1st rounder to the Ravens in exchange for Flacco.