It turns out this guy was, among other things, expensing his Cowboys season tickets to the US government, and had been doing so for three years.

Remember when not being able to spell “potato” seemed like the most embarrassing thing a President could do? Ah the bad old days....

There was an equally toothless rally here in Toronto on the weekend. An “anti-Muslim” group from out West (WCAI) tried to organize a rally and then bailed. A few locals showed up but were vastly outnumbered by counter-protesters.

Need to work “thoroughbred” in there.

Too bad they missed out on Matt Flynn. :(

How did this monstrosity escape mention?

False! Not even close as Jimmy would need to be cheating on a wife who recently gave birth to qualify.

#NotAllRacists

No Sir, I do not....

How did they know he was tall since he was sitting in the car?

Lots of people are illogically protective of their fandoms because they can’t define themselves by any other means. There is a need to legitimize it and differentiate themselves from band wagoners or posers, hence “I liked them before they were popular”, “She’s a fake fan.” etc. 

I mean, she is the Cooking GOAT after all.

Truly, shining examples of the “master” race.

Caps win the Stanley Cup.

If you need anymore evidence of the end times Rob Ford’s older brother Doug became the Premier of Ontario last night in a very Trumpian manner. :(

Enjoyable but not ENOUGH ALL CAPS.

“Yeah-We” is what I can make out.

Letting it all go to Hell is a huge change, so I suppose they’re right?

I was sure they were going to win Game 4...and then lose the series on Home court.

I am shocked. Who knew Gucci made lint rollers?!?!

We need a wall to keep Americans out. Make Canada Great Again!