a noticeably empty home stadium had owner John Mara fuming

In all seriousness...Kaep is still available and looking for work.

Still always shocks me that no one in pro sports bothers with cups because they are “uncomfortable.” Avoiding damage to the twig & berries seems a reasonable trade off?

I really hope the Cousins jersey guy screamed “YOU LIKE THAT!” after every punch that landed.

By the time I finally managed to get my hands on one, I sucked it down like it was the nectar of life.

but they didn’t take cash and the credit card system broke down

Danny Trevathan -... hasn’t made much impact

over such luminaries as Matt Barkley, Matt McGloin, and T.J. Yates

Yellow Lives Matter.

Ah bribery - the great motivator. :)

I know she’s popular but How is Katy Perry qualified to judge contestants? She is a terrible singer.  But I guess AI hasn’t been about finding good singers for along time (if ever.)

Look at Ed’s melon and tell me this guy isn’t MODOK:

because Obama didn’t congratulate him specifically on his win, just his “run,” and that he didn’t use the word “Americans,” just “millions.” What did Obama mean by that??

Aaron Rodgers is Tony Romo with a ring.

and last but not least the head football coach all Bengals fans heartily lust after, Hue Jackson.

Chad:

Sure, if what Idid off the field was murder I wouldn’t let too many people know either obvs.

I turn 33 this September. I’ve seen exactly one non-defensive Bear with a shot at making the Hall of Fame, and he was a kick returner.

I had a recurring nightmare that Romo was going to sign with the Browns...

How do you say “Shaqtin’ a Fool” in Russian?