Yellow Lives Matter.

Ah bribery - the great motivator. :)

I know she’s popular but How is Katy Perry qualified to judge contestants? She is a terrible singer.  But I guess AI hasn’t been about finding good singers for along time (if ever.)

Look at Ed’s melon and tell me this guy isn’t MODOK:

because Obama didn’t congratulate him specifically on his win, just his “run,” and that he didn’t use the word “Americans,” just “millions.” What did Obama mean by that??

Aaron Rodgers is Tony Romo with a ring.

and last but not least the head football coach all Bengals fans heartily lust after, Hue Jackson.

Chad:

Sure, if what Idid off the field was murder I wouldn’t let too many people know either obvs.

I turn 33 this September. I’ve seen exactly one non-defensive Bear with a shot at making the Hall of Fame, and he was a kick returner.

I had a recurring nightmare that Romo was going to sign with the Browns...

How do you say “Shaqtin’ a Fool” in Russian?

101. Bo Bice, 3

“TDot” was another Toronto nickname used by locals, though it’s fallen out of favour and replaced by “the Six” as you mentioned.

he dodged a first-round NFL draft pick and crushed a third-rounder. 

OMG. They should have had Andy Serkis do the mocap for Medusa’s hair.

Yeah I’m pretty sure those tickets would get sold and seats filled if Kap were signed to the Giants or any other team. It’s a pretty baseless argument from any owner. Anyways I’d bet they make more money from tv than asses in seats.

Some favorites:

Junior is looking very G.O.B.-like in that photo. Perhaps he should pursue a career in stage magic.

I guess if Wonder Woman or Cat Woman were time-travelling aliens who transformed into other forms at the end of life why not?