Why might Parcells have been hesitant about picking Manning, given Manning’s bona fides? The Jets’ quarterback at the time was Neil O’Donnell, who was just two years removed from a Super Bowl appearance with the Steelers. 

Can someone explain the abundance of Brayden and it’s apparently infinite alt spellings? Is there a pop culture reference responsible for it’s popularity that I’m missing?

Also Krz is horseshit.

Because there’s a good chance that Rep. Artiles doesn’t identify as a white man 

#NotAllMuderousMultiMillionairePsychopaths

For the love of God yes. As a long time Toronto resident, but not a native or Leafs fan, the thought of a playoff run is horrifying. Any sniff of success makes the “fans” even more insufferable than usual.

I’ll root for whomever signs Tebow.

With Garcon gone and Deshaun Jackson out the door as well, no wonder he wants to leave.

I wish I had a job where they told me to stay home every day and not do any work.

Race Officials are one thing but how would she fare against a wolf?

So what did Marissa Tomei win?

Three is probably the conservative estimate.

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a team to lose as badly as the Patriots. I’d even root for Washington against them if they were in the SB (ha!)

All work and no play makes Donny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Donny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Donny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Donny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Donny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Donny a dull boy.

Bad idea, because who else other than MR. MAYOR is hopping along for a ride to the 5th floor for some reason.

Umm I don’t think you can call for a fair catch on a kickoff.

Not a movie trailer but has to get some love:

The new Codenames Pictures is pretty great as well. The word cards are replaced with images.

Suddenly I realized that something amazing was about to happen. Could it be? Could it really be? The coil kept turning, and the second bag perched on the edge of the shelf and then… IT FELL. Two bags! TWO MOTHERFUCKING BAGS OF DORITOS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE, BITCH.

Only state approved hate crimes are allowed obvs.

Dak walked into a pretty good situation and is making the most of it. This year’s team seems to finally have all the pieces in play. The defense is finally not losing games.

With Romo they would probably have a very similar record. They’d lose Dak’s running but gain the long ball with Romo.