Call me stupid, but can’t you just throw a rope over the wall, reach through for the loose end, tie it to one of the columns with a simple bowline knot, pull up the slack and climb that bitch like Batman and Robin?

They told him to stick around, things would be good for him. Being traded to the Jets can’t really be called “good,” can it? (Source: Jet fan.)

The best way to get an American to stop using an English accent is to use one right back - a rendition of Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins works pretty good. Use ‘guv’nah’ a lot.

All hail the real Banksy

It was almost a relief knowing that after St. Louis fans had themselves a nice day watching their favorite hockey team visit their favorite president ever, that they received a nice, swift kick to the gonads in the form of the Cardinal’s being swept, to bring them back to reality. 

If he’s comparing himself to Banksy because he also destroys things around him to make his work look good, then I would agree.

YEAH HE’S HERE TOO.

FOUND THE ASSHOLE PACKER FAN

It’s still better than “As my dad used to say....”

...that’s a strangely specific thing to always have said.

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

When you’re up 28-3 and the other team comes back to steal your soul, that’s a “Thrasher”.

What’s a Thrasher?

Yeah the announcers today couldn’t quite get it right. It can be attempted after *any* fair catch, but given the circumstances only happens at the ends of halves when the distance is reachable.

I didn’t see the Chiefs/Colts play, but if that Pats/Giants play isn’t DPI, nothing is. They should just scrap the review rule (which I’m in favor of) if that’s not going to be flagged on replay.

This is stupid. If you’re claiming that you’ve never in your life told anyone anything you would feel uncomfortable later finding in the pages of a tabloid, you’re a liar.

It’s a misstep from a decent human being standpoint, not a business one (in the short term anyway).

Ultimately, everything is political. I forget who actually said it, but the aphorism that we do not have to take an interest in politics for politics to take an interest in us is absolutely true—and it’s of vital importance to the present situation.

More importantly, Acti-Blizz (and the NBA, and South Park) took a…

It was a private account, and she’d only granted access to people she considered trustworthy friends. This would be like someone sharing information from a group chat among friends and family, and then you coming along and saying “wELl tHeN yOu sHoUlDn’T hAvE cONveRsAtiOnS wITh pEoPlE yOu tRuSt!!”