Was it wearing a hoodie? 

But I guess at 11 o’clock when you’re the GOAT of coaching, you go wherever you want, free ball.

It beats being a plumber.

Does being the GOAT NFL coach truly beat being a plumber? I mean there’s plenty of unsavory aspects to plumbing, but it’s a well-to-very-well-paying career that can often times lead to small business ownership. You work hard, but you have much to show for it in personal gain and finished products that people use and…

“And the great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil and Satan, the deceiver of the whole world. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him.”

Whoever animated this deserves a fucking award. No single image has ever captured the uncomfortable horror of seeing someone nude in the hot tub like this picture. You can FEEL the sanity breaking inside this man.

“Coach, it’s pretty amazing that you’re here this late.”- Dan Snyder to Jay Gruden, referring to Week 5.

Edelman didn’t elaborate on whether or not Belichick’s balls appeared to be properly inflated.

Just a little extra work while y’all in your third dream.

Twitter’s embedded video quality is so shitty, I can barely see most of the highlights you guys post from there.  Both of these twitter videos are like 240 resolution on the wide shot, and only sharpen into a visible image for the second half of the video.  It doesn’t seem to be a buffering thing, as they sharpen at…

Choking and suffocating a person are completely different, like right Twix and left Twix.

He is also not asking for directions to the library, nor the discoteque.

Then, early in the second set, he’s recorded telling the ball girl that she’s “fantastic,” “very sexy,” and asks her if she feels “hot ... physically or emotionally.”

You know about it. You just don’t remember it. There’s a difference.

I have a theory that Belichick hires spies within every single organization and has been doing so for years, which is how he always wins everything. He’s already a known cheat, but how else do they consistently have the drop on everyone from a strategic standpoint every single year? From spy videos? That was old hat.…

And from a hidden camera. 

“FROM YOU, OK?! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!”

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

I think even Satan thought it was a bit much