The real star of the story is this Oklahomie droppin’ the devastating “too slow” on the ejected Lopez.

The Knicks have just offered the shoe a max contract

Whether or not it’s a foul is solely at the discretion of the ref.

Fragrance foul!

Theory: It is impossible for a Pats fan to write more than 5 words about the Pats without coming across as completely insufferable. Hey, so sorry because of a run of unprecedented success you have to deal with some people who don’t like the team the same way you do. Must be really fucking difficult!

There were only 5 Pats fans back then and 3 of them have since died.

But does it count as a mirkin when it’s sprayed on top of a cunt?

Well, yes. I believe insane is the correct answer. 

I like that he must spend a significant portion of his time being self-conscious. That he can be in the same orbit as so many of these “hot” conservative women and staffers and that he thinks his hair is what is holding him back. That he makes all of this money but saw “spray on hair” and called it a day. That he has…

No, wait. Is that photo doctored in any way? I have seen shit in the last few hours mocking this, but I cannot believe that what I’m looking at is real. Who, after years of being on TV, thinks “I’m going to get shitty spray-painted hair for next time!” It just seems insane. 

More like Forehead The Nation

“Stop body shaming Stephen Miller! I thought that this site was supposed to be progressive?! Hypocrites!”-Some tiny-dicked bald man who needs to make this about them because they got nothing else.

That apology was a ridiculous politically correct waste of time. If Herbie’s own kids were rolling on the floor laughing, why shouldn’t we?

Will there be consequences? Nope because the GOP moral line among the leadership and their sheep, I mean followers, is it doesnt matter if their team does it. I honest to god believe a Republican could have sex with a 5 year old and then execute that child on national television and there would not a not…

I’m confused why this is news - the investigation part. The statements by the administration on the day of made it clear it was a case of Republican fuckery. They weren’t trying to hide that fact.

If a Republican accuses you of something, they’re doing whatever it is they accused you of.

This is what happens when they all use the same playbook from red state to red state. The same mistakes just keep popping up. And by mistakes, I mean crimes.

This is the kind of chicanery you see in fragile post soviet states....which I guess Georgia is now that you mention it