Copy editing isn’t something about which this website should complain or to which they should draw attention.

Fuck Tampa Bay forever....

Then fuck them, too, and they should all be banned from watching television while their families are in the house. What the fuck is that excuse-making nonsense. Oh I was upset my team was shitting the bed so I emotionally terrorized my kids and family for a few hours. Just business as usual. The fuck out of here with…

Preface: I am an Eagles fan living in Minneapolis. I know I bring this up at every time I write anything on Kinja, because I am tiresome asshole.

I live in Philadelphia. My wife was trying to get our 3-year-old daughter to bed during the game. I told her just to wait until halftime because of how noisy it was outside. But my wife took our daughter up with 5 minutes to go in the half. I think the Eagles scored twice in the final 2 minutes of the half. Everybody…

And if they’re gonna gussy up the numbers, do it to both numbers! It’s actually worse that they use bizarro-serif for the leading number, then regular block numbers for the second. Mixing fonts can be done, but it’s a delicate thing and this is not the place for it.

Torrey Smith was cut by the Ravens and 49ers because he couldn’t catch and refused to be physical in the red zone.

There are worse things to be on the news for than “DIPPED CHICKEN FINGER IN COKE.”

The fact that Andrew’s had 18 hours to prep this since Jezebel had this same story running in their “top stories” rollover doesn’t hurt!

How do I unpack the amount of emotional trauma this team has done to my wife and kids due to my rage from this team. My wife begged me to shut off the TV during the third quarter of the Championship because I was literally scaring the shit out of my kids because of the screaming/crying/rage.

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Marchman: You posture as a food guy while displaying the palate of a four-year-old.

It’s a little weird, but not mind blowing.  What’s the difference between dunking and taking a bite then a sip?  It all comes out as poo in the end.

The vast majority of people who’re upset about this soda thing would probably perfectly happily dunk a chicken finger in ketchup - a wet, over-sweet, slightly tart substance.

Also, their number typeface is dumb. Not everything needs horns! The helmet horns suffice!

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

The overuse of the word “Skol” by their fan base is enough for me to want them to crash and burn every season. 

Gary Anderson missing a 38-yard field goal after not having missed a field goal in literally years, then losing when Morten Andersen makes a 38-yard field goal.

Since their last Super Bowl appearance, the Vikings fans had to deal with these things: