Seriously, enjoy every minute of this run they are having. As a Phillies fan, it was hard to imagine going into the 2011 playoffs without it ending with a 4-Aces championship, or that it would all start to go downhill the moment Ryan Howard’s Achilles ruptured. That 5-year run was sooo much fun but it goes by so…

Isn’t that what Dolan was already doing with the Knicks? 

The solution could be with shifting the conferences into upper and lower tiers. Lowest 10 teams go into the David Kahn conference, where they mostly play each other and a small percentage of regional upper conference teams (and maybe G-League teams) to give a break in travel. Then they have their own small NIT tourney…

It is always ~$3.50 at Target. That’s a good dollar or two cheaper than supermarket prices.

“the bear decided to climb onto a comfortable-looking ledge”

And who is the common thread in all these shit basketball takes?

This is your PRIMARY argument? Shit, man. 

Man, that show. Every skit starts out funny and then gets suuuuper uncomfortable. It’s a good show.

Two wrongs something something.

I disagree. Next year is going to the more recent. 

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I was under the impression that you shouldn’t be playing with fire like that with 2 strikes, especially down 0-2. On a pitch that close, Rendon should’ve tried to swing. He knew he blew it, so he decided it was the umps fault. If he was 8 years old, he would’ve limped back to the bench crying that his stomach was…

No.

Your version of that joke is why you are with me in the grays.

I see you’ve visited the Union’s stadium! Come for the frightening parking lot and overpriced ticket, stay for vaguely familiar soccer substance.

I’m confused. So based on your sarcasm, you’re saying that because of their established wealth, the Buss family shouldn’t be interested in the extra billion dollars in revenue from signing LeBron?

No to all of this. You’re trying to turn an opinion into a fact. Trump does the opposite.

This aged poorly.

The Rice Krispy Treat vanilla Oreos were my all-time favorites. I still look in the cookie aisle juuust in case they are ever brought back. 

To add to your amazement over rational Philly fans: you absolutely should’ve booed him, and I’m engaged to the guy now that he wears my team’s uniform.