And who is the common thread in all these shit basketball takes?

This is your PRIMARY argument? Shit, man. 

Man, that show. Every skit starts out funny and then gets suuuuper uncomfortable. It’s a good show.

Two wrongs something something.

I disagree. Next year is going to the more recent. 

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I was under the impression that you shouldn’t be playing with fire like that with 2 strikes, especially down 0-2. On a pitch that close, Rendon should’ve tried to swing. He knew he blew it, so he decided it was the umps fault. If he was 8 years old, he would’ve limped back to the bench crying that his stomach was…

No.

Your version of that joke is why you are with me in the grays.

I see you’ve visited the Union’s stadium! Come for the frightening parking lot and overpriced ticket, stay for vaguely familiar soccer substance.

I’m confused. So based on your sarcasm, you’re saying that because of their established wealth, the Buss family shouldn’t be interested in the extra billion dollars in revenue from signing LeBron?

No to all of this. You’re trying to turn an opinion into a fact. Trump does the opposite.

This aged poorly.

The Rice Krispy Treat vanilla Oreos were my all-time favorites. I still look in the cookie aisle juuust in case they are ever brought back. 

To add to your amazement over rational Philly fans: you absolutely should’ve booed him, and I’m engaged to the guy now that he wears my team’s uniform.

I get frustrated that nothing I say seems to get me out of the grays, but after reading the the two shite comments to your measured and rational post, I am okay with getting gray-balled if it means those type of assholes also don’t get any attention.

Can you please stop picking fights with EVERYONE? Now you’re against people who try to be critical thinkers and not just think exactly like yourself? I get these last two+ years have sucked major balls and have turned many voters into feral cats that hiss at anyone who tries to do or say... anything. But completely ins…

“The Wizards used to have a similar kind of play for sideline inbounds situations, where they’d put Bradley Beal in the restricted area and align the court to run him through a set of screens in the direction of the inbounder; if his defender started off in denial position—that is, facing Beal, back to the inbounder,…

Boo this comment

You’re writing 250 words for one sentence of his.