Can we be friends? Genius.

Not a bad list Drew.

I mean this from the bottom of my heart: lighten up, Francis.

Your take is bizarre and extremely short sighted. I fully understand that a black person or artist using the n-word is a way of flipping the switch on its empowerment, and I respect that. But I also know that whatever the word is, people will want to say it if they are told not to. I would whisper curse words to my…

Exactly! This is supposed to be a safe space.

This is one of those comments where I can’t quite tell if it’s sarcasm or not... hoping for the former.

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Now this is what I came to see in the comments! The cocaine puns have all been bad-unfunny so far. But then as everyone zigs, BAM! you zag.

My middle school had a legit lockdown over a weapon recently, and still didn’t think my students were mature enough to understand the importance of this day. They also put on a fake meeting with students and staff to ask opinions about what they should do, and immediately after the meeting, despite overwhelming…

Had to correct your comment by saying Hackenberg was recruited and signed by O’Brien. When he left after his freshman season, Franklin didn’t know what to do with him and he regressed badly.

Well, she’s at a Nets game, so...

You mean face Conan from the Year 2000

Thank you! This is a great way to start my Saturday. Can you say that the Eagles cheated too? Please? I need it! Inject the hypocrisy straight into my veins!!!

Better than being the best quarterback to drop a wide-open pass in the Super Bowl.

That is quite the piss someone took on your corn flakes this morning.

If I show your weasel screenname to my kids (6 and 4) without saying anything, they would immediately start booing. Knowing there are salty Muts fans rooting against us will make winning just a little sweeter for me. I’m actually shocked you said anything since Mut fans only talk trash when they are (rarely) winning.

Wow, you’re right! I’ve never heard of 30 other salty fanbases wishing both teams could lose. Never! This must mean the teams and their fans are the WORST and not that people wish their own team were playing.

This simulation is my dream.

You sound like fun, no matter what party you’re at.

I try to display love towards every person. But I have zero patience to deal with anti-vaxxers, especially since I just found out last night that my son’s school just had a student diagnosed with the mumps. I’m in a rare state of rage over these assholes who endanger literally everyone around their children because…