Mustard. Is there any other option?
You’re a terrorist.
One type of person might find that pun funny.
I promise this is not a hot take, but I fucking HATED this book as a kid. I’m not sure why, but I hated every single page. No other piece of literature has stirred such a strong hatred inside of me like A Wrinkle in Time. Blech.
JERRY: Uh, I don’t feel so good.
As a shitty middle school baseball coach, I know scrubbing still doesn’t get into the tightest threads (that doesn’t sound right Hut you know what I mean). The power washer is genius and takes a fraction of the time scrubbing would.
The only thing that gets me through these lean Phillies years is feasting on the tears of Muts fans. News like today warms my heart.
Not sure if adding links is allowed on the Kinja, so I’ll say livetv(dot)sx has been a consistently quality streaming site when I need to watch EPL, Redzone, etc.
Not as good as (Kinja humanoid username)‘s joke.
I can’t even be mad.
If it makes you feel better, nobody actually read any of your 5,000 snarky tweet.
Sneaky sex at a friend or family’s house is AWESOME! When my wife and I were dating, we would do it on her parents’ bed, the upstairs bathroom with the door open, 10 feet away in my sister’s guest room. Anything risky made for quite the intense (but suuuuuuper quiet) O-face. Thankfully I was never caught or I would…
This would be even better if he was still a Raptor.
Fucking eww.
Count me in as one of those delusional Sixers fans!
Except for the fact that he had a perfect save season in a World Series championship campaign.
I seriously thought Deadspin had spoiled one of the few joys in life. I frantically scrolled until I saw “he could win...” and then exhaled. So much profanity was going to be ignored from the grays if my fears were true!!
Was the female in the first file described as wearing a raspberry beret?
