Count me in as one of those delusional Sixers fans!

Except for the fact that he had a perfect save season in a World Series championship campaign.

I seriously thought Deadspin had spoiled one of the few joys in life. I frantically scrolled until I saw “he could win...” and then exhaled. So much profanity was going to be ignored from the grays if my fears were true!!

I think it made more sense when guys made a lot less and free agency was either nonexistent or in its infancy. To have kept these antiquated rules for so long is mind boggling though.

#saythename

Wild Kratts indeed.

As long as Big John Stud, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and the Bushwackers are his target demographic, there’s nothing we can do about it.

Nobody will read this, but I am in tears from reading the apology with the accent. A genuine LOL

I came to the comments section for one brilliant nickname, butI got three of them. Well done, sir!

Sounds about right, which is why I giggled like a school girl while being weirdly proud during that clip. Booing for us is actually multi-purpose expression for us. Dumb-dumb Billy Wagner was too stupid to realize us booing when he threw “only” 99mph was pure love for the fact that could reach 100 on the radar.

I can speak for all Philadelphians: we are okay with that.

You’re absolutely right. But Marcus Smart makes $408 every single hour of each day, and that is viewed as low paid. The cheapest ticket on Stubhub for a Celtics playoff game is ~$71 per top-of-the-nosebleed-section seat (they get exponentially more expensive as you get closer).

Garnett was quoted as saying, “I don’t think I will be part of the T-Wolves’ future as long as Glen Taylor is owner.... Then again, anything is POSSIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE!!!!!!”

Zorp, Schmorp! Doomsday Prediction Falls Flat as Citizens Spend Pleasant Evening Enjoying One of Pawnee’s Finest Parks.

If the person in the photo wasn’t literally choosing to play there by signing a contract, you would’ve had my star.

It’s TWISTER basketball rules.

Rumor has it, Brett also pinched to grow an inch when texting Jenn Sterger.

I know I’m going to regret even responding, but Hinkie’s plan was never about losing. It was strictly about the way teams become successful (dynasty successful, not playoff successful) in the NBA (through hitting on draft picks and having financial flexibility to sign superstars) and unabashedly took it to the…

Why would you think this anus would get away with telling Brett Brown what to do? You grossly underestimate how good a coach he is.