That naive asshole robot got what he deserved.

In my time reading comment sections, I have seen comments that spoke from the heart about a subject that anyone would get behind, or comments involving an uplifting story of hope that would turn the darkest heart into mush.... That said, none of those comments have gotten more likes than your story nightmare. Well…

This comment is why being in the grays sucks and makes no sense. Someone darken this man!

Titty-twister is always a funny word.

I have surprisingly strong love/hate feelings when it comes to Keith. When he has opinion about anything, he believes he is 100% right and that you’re pretty much a shit bag for thinking anything else. Law is also the snarkiest writer I’ve ever read (and also seems like that is his personality in real life), but his…

Really loved it. Good chemistry between the two hunks. Nice to see Albert back in his original element and not in angry blogger mode (not criticizing, just saying he’s got a cantankerous edge to his non-food posts). However, his oafish handling of Drew’s“needs more salt” directive was predictably disastrous. I…

I’m partial to, “Push it out! Push it out! Waaaaay out!”

When you cook steak, do you use the incorrect sear and finish method, or the infinitely more correct reverse sear method? No judgement.

He meant a fan base that doesn’t arrive on time or stay past the 6th inning. You know, like that kind of indifferent.

I’ve been giggling for the past 5 minutes like a mental patient, reading this comment over and over again. +1

Going paintballing for the first time tomorrow and I’m curious where on pain index does getting hit by a paintball rank?

As a Christian (non-denominational), I find these team sports prayer gestures to be silly in any setting. God is not invested in the result of a sporting event, especially any that involve Temple playing football. Plus, it can cause rifts and resentment when you assume every player is of the same faith, which is kind…

An ebaums world classic in honor of your owning of Ka Mai:

Places like Cleveland and Pittsburgh are great for visiting, but only have a very narrow section of each city that offers anything of interest. Go into downtown of either city after 5pm, and you will think the apocalypse occurred. Philly is vibrant almost 24 hours a day and has dozens of neighborhoods and areas that…

This is good Kinja.

“That’s a joke, son” - Foghorn Leghorn

The problem with your idea is that most of the talented international players turn pro as teenagers, which would negate any balancing of the scales. Our college and even some HS best would most likely smoke any legitimately amateur international team.

So who will/has actually read Drew’s book, and who do you think will pretend to read it.

I think this is a situation where people are trying (way too hard) to find a racist connection with his comment, when it’s just a dumb thing to say if you are a professional broadcaster with a mic (hot or not) in front of you.

You’re the worst GM. #lickface #rtrs