Everyone's shitting on this guy… he's kind of right though. What, are we to believe this is some sort of a, a magical geography or something??

Well, isn't SOMEONE a SPECIAL and UNIQUE snowflake!

Didn't watch it. In fact, the 20 second clip above is all I've ever seen of this show. Hope that answers your question.

I work with a dude who's been asking me "which side are you on?" for about 5 months now, despite my having told him I'm on Team Cap from the start.

It wasn't the thing that destroyed him that made him great. It was his fight against that thing, and his humor and his spirit and zest for life during that time that made him great. Ryan Reynolds is honoring that and the time he spent with the kid. Yeesh.

You're not cynical at all! Please, tell us more about how dead you are inside, and the world is shit, etc.

I love you AV club. Much like the love a gigantic alien slug-thing has for his golden-bikinied female slave.

"They think hope is a weakness." That makes zero sense. It's like saying "you think me punching you in the face after you kicked me in the balls is a weakness, but you'll find out that it hurts… sucka"

America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon!

You must be new here. *Begins to explain meme, looks inside self, sees self doesn't care, walks off without saying goodbye*

They're baatchering the classics.

Yeah, why'd his neighbor complain when his house got egged? He should've been honored to get Beiber eggs on his house. Lot's of girls would've loved some beiber eggs sprayed on their face(especially if they came directly from his vagina).
It's exactly what we did to Hitler. If we'd just let him have Poland and France,…

OMG I took my boring DAD to see a homeless dog hump my leg for CHARITY. He did not get aroused AT ALL. What a LOSER.