Oh, Donald, please please please sue the NY Times for the defamation that your (other) lawyer alleges. I’m sure they won’t put forward a defense of truth for you to contend with... 

I’m bummed that the location-sending action doesn’t allow location-sharing for a specified period of time. Appreciate privacy concerns, but isn’t that the most obvious thing? “On my way home” triggers 1-hour location sharing?

(The left side, that is, when you’re in the bed.)

I like it, but why a video? For the YouTube kids who like cheese boards? Gimme the 57-second screen cap. I feel like if you asked for a map nowadays, you’d get a PowerPoint presentation.

Yes! My god, ‘Magic’ Eraser is not a misnomer. They are full of pixie dust and unicorn horn. They are the equivalent to a Photoshop retouch of your wall.

Yes! My god, ‘Magic’ Eraser is not a misnomer. They are full of pixie dust and unicorn horn. They are the equivalent…

Hold on! Then why isn’t everyone replicating multiple copies of themselves? Why ever beam down Scottie? Just send Kirk x 2.

Pretty awesome, actually. And as promised, it feels faster than ios11.4 (at least on an iPhone 7). No crashes across a lot of apps, all day (except one really strange moment when it offered a slow-motion ‘dissolve’ transition from the homescreen, but snapped back to life).

Headline (“get this now!”) doesn’t match content (“half sucks”).

Headline (“get this now!”) doesn’t match content (“half sucks”).

No, no, no. I read this as saying something different entirely. This is where you stand before getting on the elevator. So “on the right” obviously means facing the elevator. It says nothing about where you stand inside the elevator. There’s no rule for that. Just step to the back and away from the buttons.

“Betrayed”, etymologically from the middle ages meaning “handed one over to one’s enemies”, unknowingly evoking a grizzly death? No, that won’t work either. May have to use something modern like “you hurt my feelings”. Actually, Middle English “hurt” implies a physical strike. That’s jarring, especially since…

I was waiting for this piece to end with, “Starting tomorrow.” After 820 words talking about the exhaustion from the conversation, we arrive at “How to not think about...”

I prefer to use the “CC” field when I want to deliberately marginalize someone and tell them I’m not interested in their response.

Isn’t that too categorical or reductionist?

Awesome piece. Love it.

The charms and destinations in Toronto are less obvious than in some big American cities (and some ostensible destinations are underwhelming). Endorse walking, and ‘neighbourhood’ exploration described below.

Yes, this.

I understand the thinking here: why shouldn’t girls display the same confidence as boys?

“How To Play With Testicles” - Don’t. And he won’t try to play with your ovaries.

I’m pretty sure Apple headlines “new emoji” so it can punish “emoji-fans” with bugs in early beta testing.

“Magic eraser” is not a misnomer. I have no idea what unicorn horns and pixie dust they are impregnated with, but they will remove anything. I’ve used them so much they have actually erased themselves and I’m left with a pile of magic crumbs (which, naturally, I have planted in a pot and watered, to see if more magic…