I’m still pissed at how Adam Baldwin ruined Firefly for me.

In the winter, on the bus, five teenaged boys eating Doritos, i can smell the Doritos on their breath as they talk to each other, i hate, i hate.

Ah, the tried and true “It made my dick hard so I should get to fuck it” defense...

Finding out about Adam Baldwin of Firefly hurt me in my hurting place because Jayne brought me such delight, but I think he was always a right-wing douche, he didn’t turn into one with age or anything. Honestly I was happier not knowing.

Nick Searcy hurts my heart, because I loved him in Justified, but also because he’s not full-on crazy. He’s just, like, 80% crazy, but sometimes there’s some wisdom that comes shining through and makes me question my world view. Then he calls someone else fat and brags about his house again, and I’m back to hating…

Reducing all human interaction to sexual selection is beta cuck af.

The James Wood Pedo Defender has logged on

Modern day conservatism:

Crooked tooth? Shepard. Pineapple face? Woods. Always glad to help.

Rumor has it that he’s not even mad and that, in fact, he thinks the whole thing is funny.

So I’m gathering from this that 1) Armie and Amber are kind of awesome, 2) Amber is going to get sued, and 3) James Woods apparently once dated an entire website dedicated to cheating on your spouse. I’m not sure if he dated all the site’s subscribers or the abstract concept of the site itself. Either one seems kinky…

Prior to that, he was dating someone a little closer to his age—26-year-old Ashley Madison.

Gawker / gizmodo started the rumor, and their business model seems to be “get sued into bankruptcy,” which doesn’t make sense to me either but I’m not an MBA.

She’s CRAZY, ya say? Now there’s a counter-accusation that’s rarely heard in situations like this!

The line between sexually enlightened progressive and “The Next Ben Hopkins” is surprisingly thin.

Oh Hi Eric

The West Coast (& San Francisco in particular) is rife with a type I can best describe as “The Burning Man Bro”, a totally douchey, often parent-funded guy who performs X-treme Progressivism!! as a social costume. They’ll spend a year as a bi escort because it’ll be a great story to write about, wear a skirt to a…

Katie, if it’s any consolation, New York City will eat this douchebag alive. I mean it, he will clash with hundreds of other douchebags just like him, people from somewhere else who think they are the fucking hippest, and NYC will steamroller a guy like this.

“Sex positive” is 90% of the time just a term used by people to try to excuse anything they do that has anything to do with their genitals from criticism.

I hope this dude gets chased out of city after city until he’s reduced to fleeing a Carpathian village after telling an ornery goose he doesn’t want to have sex with it.