THE AV CLUB

Halo Top doesn’t taste so bad for a healthy-ish alternative to ice cream. But it has the consistency that you get when you let ice cream thaw out a little too long, and then re-freeze it - kind of crystally and not very smooth.

Real helpful, Ernie.

What? Since Lahren was ignorant of why she could be riding her parents’ health insurance was due to Obamacare, you really expect this clueless yapper to know what a great-great-grandfather did? Get real.

Theme song for the new Lockjaw/ Jessica Jones spinoff:

The one thing that gives me a modicum of hope is this: when B99 aired, I said, “I don’t think I can take that much Andy Samberg.” If Orville learns the same lessons as that show did, it might just make it.

Oh no, I didn’t even realize that was the kid from Big Little Lies. He was so good in that show. I’m sorry this has such a high likelihood of ruining him. :(

Yeah, that’s my problem with After Dark also. As much as I might enjoy conversing with some of the people on here, I need an actual topic and not just, “I got a haircut today; here’s a picture,” and 200 in-jokes and Simpsons quotes. Ideally the in-jokes and Simpsons quotes need to be in service to a discussion, and…

Young Sheldon IS an abomination. Iain Armitage, the kid who plays Sheldon isn’t. Fingers crossed Armitage is freed from Young Sheldon sooner rather than later.

Remember when Reddit tried to do exactly what this show is promoting to identify the Boston bombers? They thought some kid that was reported missing had committed the crime, then these people found his parents’ phone number and started harassing them, claiming that their kid was a terrorist. In turn, the FBI released…

I tried After Dark again, but the truth is I’d rather be commenting on something. I didn’t ever contribute much to Reasonable Discussions because I come here to talk about pop culture. If I don’t have at least the semblance of a pop culture article of interest to react to, I can’t be bothered most of the time.

This sounds incredibly specific.

Old AV Club comments section:

It’s a lot easier to keep up with everyone’s comments when there are fewer than 10 of them, so there’s that!

“Thank you for making our site’s community vibrant, intelligent, and fun!”

I would def be uncomfortable if I came back to my apartment and a rando guy I’d never met was mopping my floor or vacuuming while my roommate watched, which sounds like it could happen here.

Just popping in to say not seeing the same photo of Dan Savage’s face every Wednesday is a silver lining to this whole Kinja thing.

the sex you have in your apartment—including the sex you might have in the common areas when no one is at home—is ultimately none of your roommates’ business

Unlike before, when all AV Club “scheduled orgies” were sausage fests with a few women with looks of horror on their faces trying to get out as fast as possible.