Gloves. I always end up losing them in the off-season, so it doesn’t matter that I spent $120 on a really warm pair of wool mittens if I can’t find them again the following winter.

Yeah, I shoulda started with “We are all so awesome that there’s no problem. Our oceans are superclean. Have a nice day. The end.”

Instead, I decided to go with truth.

The biggest piece of advice is to not insist that the holiday being special to you means that it has to be special and essential to everyone else. Your protestations that your “merry christmas” wishes are just you wanting us to be happy doesn’t make us not notice that you don’t give any wishes for times not holy to…

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Yeah lotta shootings in Lakeview huh funny man?

Switching off an alarm is done by Hard pressing it and then choosing stop. Works for me every time.

Maybe this is Apple’s way of making sure you get up. You have to be awake enough to hit that tiny little off word at the bottom of the screen. But yeah, I’d like a bigger button too.

Seriously this is my #1 complaint. Also annoys me with timers.

Oh thank God... I thought I was the only one. I set two alarms each morning (a wake up and a “no dude, you really gotta wake up” one like 10 minutes later) so that is partially on me... but between hitting the button to snooze vs turn off on both of them I feel like something is chiming every 3 minutes my entire…

I have many t-shirts that I have had since high school. At least 12 years and still wearing a bunch of death metal shirts seems to have worked out.

“Some of these ideas are a little half-baked, ...”

Large print = YAY!

Shep, can you do us a favor and make every day’s deals read “[day of the week]’s Best Deals,” like the weekend editions do? I keep seeing “Today’s Best Deals” on the promo header, and I’m not sure if it’s Tuesday or Wednesday’s deals...

Shep, can you do us a favor and make every day’s deals read “[day of the week]’s Best Deals,” like the weekend…