“I don’t really care, do you?”

Poor little Nazi snowflakes can’t take a joke from a real live comedian. Muh freeze peach. Pants shitting draft dodger Ted Nugent wanted to hang Obama. Ted’s a joke but he is no comedian.

Now I want cinnamon buns. Thanks Claire.

Sorry, rant ahead.

This is the perfect time for Jezebel to do a long piece about how MLMs prey on vulnerable women in the name of feminism and financial freedom when the reality is it sucks them dry and leaves them friendless and poorer than they started out.  It’s so gross how MLMs work and what they do to people. 

Neither of The Two Jimmies are funny, talented, or watchable. I can’t stand Kimmel or Fallon. They’re both an embarrassment to watch.   And James Corden is almost as bad.

*Starts screaming and never stops*

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

Oh my yes. That’s why I imagine Brad is dating Adam. 

WTF is it about the season that has these bleach-blonde dimwits coming out of the woodwork to make their presence known? Toxic Listeria and her ghost of Christmas future both need to shut the entire fuck up. After all ‘tis the season to do something for others and allowing us to forget their existence is the best gift…

But could you have an entire conversation made up of cultural references with another culture? That would be genius writing.

Every 10 people gathered, they lost a point in their iQ.