I love how she can photograph a naked woman on train tracks and it's empowering, but when I do it I get arrested. Feminism, pfft.

bush-revival propaganda is blatantly unapologetic

My lack of being raped by Bill Cosby prevents me from commenting for either side.

No save, nor was it a joke, nor was I being serious. I know, wrap your head around it.

I find nothing funny about any of this, least of all your response. Please try harder, thanks.

I wasn't saving anything. But if you don't understand sarcasm or hyperbole, you should probably steer clear of Jezebel and/or the whole Internet. As always, your thoughts are well received and appreciated.

The joke was Bohemian, not racist. The world is doomed. And Zendaya reeks of cocoa butter, we all know that.

I wasn't joking. I was making a point. Try to pay attention.

Oh yeah, Get on Up. Seems like nobody was moved by that one. *shrugs*

I'm going to take that last remark as a glowing compliment, and thank you kindly.

Are we still talking about this year? Mbatha-Raw's movies make me want to throw myself out of a moving car. And 42 sucked. I'll give you Tessa Thompson, though.

yeah, I saw it. Didn't move me. I couldn't stop noticing his accent, to be perfectly honest.

Because when you can't think of anything smart to say, use a stupid meme.

David Oyelowo didn't deserve a nomination just because he's black. Sorry if the truth annoys you, but the truth is pretty fucking important too.

Well, that IS unfortunate. While I don't agree with everything you said, I agree with the important stuff, and the whole ceremony last night made me feel dirty. Frankly, I'm glad you dissected the segment with Spencer and the box, as it was painfully embarrassing to watch — and not just because it was condescending…

What's that saying? Opinions are like orgasms. Only mine is important and I don't care about yours.

Let me know when you have a point to make, thanks.

Sarcastic hyperbole is lost to a Jezebel writer? That is not a good omen. I was trying to make a point that, YES, you have a point, and that all white people should probably just shut up while we're ahead.

I know.

Oh look, another article about racism written by a white person trying to illustrate a tenuous argument by positioning themselves as champion. Yawn.