Despite the snarky façade, most of the kids here really seem to believe that people in charge know what they’re doing. They just haven’t seen the sausage being made.

<Also how is the factory redundant if it’s completely different tooling? By your own logic a factory in Mexico would also be redundant.>

“G-4.”

“You sunk my fishing boat!”

...and the scary thing is that you’ve got dipshits liiterally begging for it. Gotta love people, man.

Someone’s been watching too many reruns of The Prisoner.

The sad thing is, this is how the world really works.

Holy cow this. You *can’t* bike in motorcycle leathers. You’ll basically have heatstroke and die.

whoa there. I didn’t realize I was on Jezebel when I posted.

“but now sound incredibly creepy”

The song, written by husband and wife duo Frank Loesser and Lynn Garland (and performed at their 1944 winter holiday party as a cue for their guests to hit the road; Loesser’s introduction of the song indicates that the male part is written as a boorish exaggeration of himself, the “Evil of two Loessers.”) first…

And Lady Gaga + Joseph Gordon-Levitt = fantastic and wonderful.

That’s not a “disturbingly real” version of the song, it’s a rather outlandish satire based on how 40s language sounds to modern ears. It’s funny because it’s over-the-top. Frank Loesser wasn’t writing about duct-taping and raping his wife, of course, but the idiom is a little archaic, and lends itself to exaggeration…

The Rolling Stones agree.

I’m a man. Yes, a lot of men lie on dating sites about their height. You are correct. However, I must question why people are even asked that question in the first place. Why do we ask for precise heights, but not precise weights? Who cares about height? Women, so men must answer. Who cares about weight? Men, so women…