Mr. Steal Yo Girl made his own heart flutter, what do ya know?

Get well soon Tito!

Jon Koncak doesn’t understand why is everybody making a fuss about this contract.

Jon Koncak doesn’t understand why is everybody making a fuss about this contract.

Hey, we now know the guy’s effective tax rate!

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

“Drones outfitted with machine guns and grenades...will save lives.”

My wife and I have next to zero biological drive to have kids. We’re both in our early thirties. Also, decreasing populations means decreasing pressures for resources, housing, food, etc. which will actually have a beneficial effect of reducing wars, famines and epidemics. As conditions around the world improve people…

Lets be honest why the US birthrate is dropping. Kids cost a lot of money, and are a rude, loud, messy and hassle.

There are a number of reasons for this, including decreased access to jobs that pay enough to afford children for Americans.

shh!!!! its not bigotry or racism unless its against african americans!

Also worth pointing out that, at no point, did she take a picture of video of the Braves fans doing the Tomahawk Chant.

So, uh, you guys realize this is a blatant (and successful) troll job, right?

It used to be when random dumbshits got certain ideas in their heads their letters were rejected for publication by a local newspaper or they were bleeped on Art Bell’s radio show.

“For any knowledgable baseball fan, that’s basically irrelevant and easy to ignore, but for newcomers to the game, it can raise concerns. Last year, during Game 7 of an instantly legendary World Series, the triple-K was displayed, and people somewhat understandably moaned.”

She’s a white girl with a Thug Life bitmoji. I bet she has all types of cool thoughts and opinions. /s

Yeah, it’s a goofy looking thing that I’m sure is confusing if you don’t understand it, but her immediate incredulousness is hilarious to me. Like, did she really think at a major league baseball stadium during a major league baseball game there was just a sign for the Ku Klux Klan? Did she think the fifth inning…

she sure is proud of that masters degree

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.