Every kid from the ‘70s understands the principles of gyroscopic stability thanks to Evel Knievel.

Ehhhh..... This trend of players taking less than their top top market value speaks to just how obviously the absolute best players value winning more than money. If that means teaming up with other players that they are great friends with, and have known since they were 6 in AAU ball, well duh.

You really don’t, though*.

You have to give him credit for having the discipline to write the entire complaint in Braille.

I feel like in 50 years when everyone is using self-driving cars our grandchildren are gonna look at us like neanderthals because we all thought it was reasonable for humans to control 2 ton blocks of metal at 75mph.

Why is Venus so upset? Police didn’t say she was at double fault.

Glad the announcers afterwards let us know how much she’s suffering for having killed a man. How about the widow? Oh wait she’s not part of the incestuous world of tennis journalism. That Venus though, this has made her sad, sad, sad.

She now joins OJ Simpson, Matthew Broderick, Laura Bush, Bruce Jenner, Don King, Rebecca Gayheart, Brandy, and John Landis on the list of celebrities who have killed more people than Charles Manson.

Moose don’t have good eyesight.

That part. I was waiting to see who had that thought because it’s the first one I had. As much as I hate to admit it, all of this is political theatre and an exercise in keeping us engaged against each other instead of against the real issues.

Just goes to show that it’s all bs. Politics is nothing but interactive theater.

I hope he ended his address of the jurors with a tearful “that’s my quarterback” 

clearly the time has come for you muricans to give up your guns... and settle your differences like real men(and women) from here on...

you’re missing “defy physics” and “blow your mind/blew my mind”

Depends on the player.

That’s the normal “Fuuuuck, I don’t wan’t to have to stick around for extra innings and do my job” strike zone. I don’t see the problem here.

I don’t understand why MLB doesn’t just have a computer call balls and strikes. It’s so stupid that this technology exists and they don’t use it.

Exactly. For every hammer there’s a hammock.

This could have all be avoided. I hope we will come up with some better training for the operation of complicated machines. I think you should be required to complete a minimum of 100 hours of training before they let you use these things on your own. I’m going to start demanding that the government look into why…