JCVD bruh!

I know, I know, but don’t we all need this at least every few weeks?

That’s insane on about...well, 45 different levels.

Kind of surprising, since these days he is all business, not just up front.

I kind of really want him to end up with the Pens so he can retire there. Also, I want to be able to wear this jersey again.

Big deal, Gordie Howe played for seven years in minor league hockey while he was in his 80s, four of those while he was technically dead.

I think I’m still up overall in my long game of Star Wars avoidance, having sworn it off at age 10 when they introduced little people in teddy bear suits.

Personally, I preferred Frankie Frisch’s terse “Fuck Warren Harding” after the 1922 World Series Champion New York Giants were invited to the White House.

Yeah, that was serious garbage commentary.

Dear Yankees: please put all of the bubble wrap around Aaron Judge

They could add this

There won’t be a point unless it happens a second time.

As a Lotus owner, Fuck this. Do you know what these feel like in a very stiffly sprung car? Do you know how many parts will fall off my car when going over these?

This means that the strips send vibrations into the car, and compromise grip from the tires at higher vehicle speeds

You feel strongly about this!

You might be surprised to know that some people have died hitting trees or walls that were travelling at 0 mph.

Wow, that’s horrible.

“This year starts ... in Düsseldorf, then moves south through Luxembourg and Belgium before rolling into France early next week.”

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Colón is so fat that it literally took Brothers to fill his spot.