This doesn’t even crack the top 100 this year for inappropriate things tweeted by a crazy rich guy in the middle of the night.

Okay Danny, time for a little story about the birds and the bees...

All Takes Matter: Dead person who bumped the remote control in his/her death throes.

I don’t know ratings are measured, but I feel like many of these shows are just on in the background at airport bars and barbershops. And places like TGI Friday’s.

Can someone tell me about the demographics of a person who sits and watches All Takes Matter, or PTI, or Mike & Mike, or whatever the hell else? I really don’t get it. It seems like those shows exist purely to be written about after-the-fact. What do they ever break in terms of sports news that people just HAVE to…

It’s so unlike a Redskin to be swindled by a bunch of white guys

This is Peak HamNo everyone.

The Triangle worked because some of the smartest and greatest basketball players of all time placed their trust in a guy who turns out to have been too stupid to deserve it.

Thankfully soccer fans are used to exceptionally long periods of nothing happening.

Also, it’s really weird that two people are recording the horses fucking. The Normans wanted two angles and decided the version not shot by the Shark was better for Instagram. Not only that, but Mrs. Norman (I’m guessing) thought it was important to include a glimpse of the Shark in her video. It’s as if she wanted…

This is a fair question worthy of debate. I’m going to say that it’s far weirder for a 62 year old man to have an Instagram account. A 62 year old man being very comfortable with horses fuckin’ actually seems about right the more I think about it.

I know it when I see it.

I can’t wait to see which emoji Anthony and Porzingis are going to choose to accurately reflect their feelings on this matter.

The greatest trick Phil Jackson ever pulled was to convince James Dolan he wanted to stay.

WHAT WAS HE THINKING! JUST SLIDE TOWARDS THE BAG MAN

Mr. Met is beyond middle fingers now

I’m not sure if I’m excited or scared.

This should have been the opening comment.

Six words: Derek Jeter Boys From Brazil Plan

They should’ve just listened to the Assistant to the Traveling Secretary and given the money to The Human Fund.