President Hoover started with a volleyball. Nice small dent in the sand.

How dare a hall of fame tennis player talk about tennis stuff. As a society can we agree to abandon logic while comparing sexes, because equality.

He exaggerated on the 700th bit. But isn’t the rest of it true? Can’t we both acknowledge that she’s unprecedentedly awesome and amazing AND that she’d get crushed by someone like Novak D or Andy Murray? She’d presumably admit as much herself if you forced her to answer. Those guys are taller than her, faster than…

Look at how this question was setup:

Nope, you’re not getting the stars you so dearly crave. Proper protocol is to admit that you missed the joke and move on.

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

Wow, you’re truly stupid.

My grandson was born just over a month ago. Uneventful, planned pregnancy. Day after his birth, he was diagnosed with severe aortic valve blockage. A balloon valvoplasty and then 30 days in newborn/pediatric intensive care. He will need major heart surgery. This is a 1 in 3,000 birth type event. There was no…

Capitalism-based medicine is such a great thing that those from the place where it’s done with the most zeal, the American Midwest, will commit internet crimes and order medication from Canada, for basic treatments that would cost them $1000s more each year. It’s always the same - history has shown whatever I want it…

I would love some more proof on this being true. While I am sure some of what you’re saying is true, but I’d have to think that some of those tests/doctor visits that take months to get are not life threatening or even remotely super important...just routine things that should be done to maintain health or find…

You know what’s socialist?

Just a reminder:

Look, if the Founding Fathers had wanted to establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, and promote the general welfare, they would have said so.

A million times this. I find if maddening that a large overlap of people are “Blue Lives Matter” types who think the concept of a state funded police department is sacrosanct, but think that the idea that the government protecting its citizens via heath care is stuff straight out of USSR.

They are variations on the…

No. Telling passengers to pray is telling them that you have no control over the situation and no idea how to fix it, and the consequences could be dire. That induces panic. That does not help it. And even if the eventual prayer helped those who believe in prayer, what have you accomplished with the folks who don’t?

The Washington plate isn’t as embarrassing as the Patriots plate.

Jesus christ that’s unprofessional. Priority number one is dealing with the issue, not giving passengers a reason to freak the hell out.

But there are no witty christian jokes other than, well, the whole christian thing.

quick, someone get this guy a safe space

“But enough about my ex-wife!”